I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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