Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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