Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
There are leaves in my underwear?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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