If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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