i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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