OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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