I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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