Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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