Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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