I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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