So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
