Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
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I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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