it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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