My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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