So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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