You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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