Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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