also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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