i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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