how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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