I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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