2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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