you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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