There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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