whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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