and i looked up. we had an audience...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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