Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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