yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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