Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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