; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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