I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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