You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
