sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?