Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.