Dual....:-)
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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