I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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