My hand turned me down
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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