I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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