You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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