Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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