Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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