i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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