2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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