So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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