Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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