I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This baby is an asshole
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
pray to the hookup gods
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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