the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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