Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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