Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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