Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
only you would photoshop your dick
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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