walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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