She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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