i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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