took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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