I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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