The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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