I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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