somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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